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Comedian. Gordon Douglass, Eicher Arts Center, Tom Grater Memorial Park, Ephrata, 2 p.m.; free. Call 738-3084.
Concert. Gap Male Chorus, Quarryville Presbyterian Retirement Community, 625 Robert Fulton Highway, 6:15 p.m.; free. Call 385-3656.
Concert. Lancaster Symphony Orchestra, "Audience Requests," Fulton Opera House, 12 N. Prince St., 3 p.m.; $23-$58. Call 397-7425.
Concert. Hiu-Wah Au, Zug Recital Hall, Elizabethtown College, 7:30 p.m.; free. Call 361-1587.
Lancaster Scrabble Club. Willow Valley Manor North, Willow Street Pike, 6:30 p.m.; free. Call 394-6059.
Chess club. All ages and skills welcome, Milanof-Schock Library, 1184 Anderson Ferry Road, Mount Joy, 6-8 p.m.; free. Call 653-1510.
Scottish country dance. Manheim Train Station, 210 S. Charlotte St., 7-9 p.m.; $3. Call 653-1397.
Film and discussion. "Citizen Kane," Lititz Public Library, 651 Kissel Hill Road, noon; free. Call 626-2255.
Concert. Percussion Ensemble, Baugher Student Center, Elizabethtown College, 7:30 p.m.; free. Call 361-1587.
Square dance. GEARS Community Center, 70 S. Poplar St., Elizabethtown, 1-2 p.m.; $1. Call 426-3139.
Country dance. All ages, the Barn, Ridge Run Campground, 867 Schwanger Road, Elizabethtown, 7:15-10:30 p.m.; $5. Call 278-0589.
Art lecture. Terence E. Smith, "Contemporary Art in the Conditions of Contemporaneity," Stager Hall, Franklin & Marshall College, 4:30 p.m.; free. Call 358-7193.
Concert. Joey Welz, Lititz Public Library, 651 Kissel Hill Road, 7 p.m.; free. Call 626-2255.
Concert. Simple Gifts, Conestoga Valley High School, 2110 Horseshoe Road, 7 p.m.; $3-$5. Call 397-5231.
World dance. Mulberry Art Studios, 21 N. Mulberry St., 7:30-9:30 p.m.; $2-$6. Call 392-8251.
Jam session with All-Star Jug Band. Akron United Zion Church, 31 S. 10th St., 5-8 p.m.; free. Call 314-7058.
Concert. Brett Rush, Solanco High School, 585 Solanco Road, Quarryville, 7 p.m.; offering. Call 786-2151.
Sketch-comedy show. Spring Radio Theater, Bube's Brewery, 102 N. Market St., Mount Joy, 8 p.m.; $5. Call 653-2160.
Concert. Steve Goss, Jim Brady and Sarah Goldbloom, Chillin Grounds Coffee House, Lancaster County Bible Church, 2392 Mount Joy Road, Manheim, 8 p.m.; $4. Call 653-6266.
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