Jiblets: Tom Cruise takes on the paparazzi

• Tom Cruise joins the long list of celebrities at war with the paparazzi. After photogs followed Katie Holmes’ impregnator to the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Los Angeles, a security guard whipped out a camera to snap pics of the paps “for the safety of … parishioners.” Then, depending on who you believe, the guard made a citizen’s arrest when one of the photogs jumped through his passenger window while idling at a stop light. [The Scoop]
• Another season of Lizzie Grubman’s PoweR Girls on MTV? That’s fine by us, so long as it’s not aired back-to-back with Seventeen’s Miss Seventeen. We can only take so much back stabbing at once. [Gawker]
• A year after going public with their romance, Survivor host Jeff Probst and Survivor: Vanuatu contestant Julie Berry are still going strong as a twosome. Meanwhile, Probst isn’t sure he’ll be renewing his contract when it expires at the end of the 12th season. World travel just isn’t as much fun with a camera crew in tow. [AP]
• On the set of Twins, dumb blonde-playing Melanie Griffith is having trouble remembering her lines supposedly due to last minute script changes, not the fact that she’s, uh, a dumb blonde. [The Scoop]
• Victoria’s Secret only caters to women, not men. But they’ll have to check and get back to you on that. [Page Six]
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16 Responses to “Jiblets: Tom Cruise takes on the paparazzi”

on 12 May 2008 at 11:22 pm Millicent

Miles? He used to go by James. Dead on impersonation.
on 13 May 2008 at 12:12 am Washington

Not so funny a piece, but I thought the actor’s Mr Cruise was bang on.
on 13 May 2008 at 1:03 am Stella

…Was that a Keith Olbermann spoof?Edit: Bravo
on 13 May 2008 at 1:53 am Babette

Don’t forget Daniel Day Lewis. Watching There Will Be Blood and then seeing a video of him in real life is downright unsettling as he is completely different. A very good character actor at the height of his craft.
on 13 May 2008 at 2:44 am Nelle

He almost looked exactly like him?So he looked a bit like him then.
on 13 May 2008 at 3:34 am Aspen

You need to work on your stamina my friend.
on 13 May 2008 at 4:25 am Joleen

Hahaha. Worse impersonation, but still much funnier.
on 13 May 2008 at 5:16 am Augusta

I just came.
on 13 May 2008 at 6:06 am Driskoll

Oh my god. Time index 0:11. That is the hardest I’ve laughed in years.
on 13 May 2008 at 6:57 am Jacquette

This guy should probably stick to the writing part and hire a guy like the one in the movie to do the acting.Funnier material. Worst. Impression. Ever.
on 13 May 2008 at 7:47 am Carlisa

We need a Spoof movie of spoof movies. End the title in something like the word ‘Fuck’ or something. Cluster going first obviously.
on 13 May 2008 at 8:38 am Brion

Damn that guy has Tom down perfectly. Great job.
on 13 May 2008 at 9:28 am Greig

In case you’re wondering, it’s this guy …… Miles Fisher
on 13 May 2008 at 10:19 am Jenna

This spoof by Eugene Mirman is way funnier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9onb8RcVnmE
on 13 May 2008 at 11:10 am Keziah

It is hard to imagine a comedy where that is the funniest part…

on 12 May 2008 at 11:22 pm Millicent

Miles? He used to go by James. Dead on impersonation.

on 13 May 2008 at 12:12 am Washington

Not so funny a piece, but I thought the actor’s Mr Cruise was bang on.

on 13 May 2008 at 1:03 am Stella

…Was that a Keith Olbermann spoof?Edit: Bravo

on 13 May 2008 at 1:53 am Babette

Don’t forget Daniel Day Lewis. Watching There Will Be Blood and then seeing a video of him in real life is downright unsettling as he is completely different. A very good character actor at the height of his craft.

on 13 May 2008 at 2:44 am Nelle

He almost looked exactly like him?So he looked a bit like him then.

on 13 May 2008 at 3:34 am Aspen

You need to work on your stamina my friend.

on 13 May 2008 at 4:25 am Joleen

Hahaha. Worse impersonation, but still much funnier.

on 13 May 2008 at 5:16 am Augusta

I just came.

on 13 May 2008 at 6:06 am Driskoll

Oh my god. Time index 0:11. That is the hardest I’ve laughed in years.

on 13 May 2008 at 6:57 am Jacquette

This guy should probably stick to the writing part and hire a guy like the one in the movie to do the acting.Funnier material. Worst. Impression. Ever.

on 13 May 2008 at 7:47 am Carlisa

We need a Spoof movie of spoof movies. End the title in something like the word ‘Fuck’ or something. Cluster going first obviously.

on 13 May 2008 at 8:38 am Brion

Damn that guy has Tom down perfectly. Great job.

on 13 May 2008 at 9:28 am Greig

In case you’re wondering, it’s this guy …… Miles Fisher

on 13 May 2008 at 10:19 am Jenna

This spoof by Eugene Mirman is way funnier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9onb8RcVnmE

on 13 May 2008 at 11:10 am Keziah

It is hard to imagine a comedy where that is the funniest part…

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