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‘06. Justin Long. After trying and failing to get into college, a high-school senior and his friends fool parents and peers by creating their own university. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 7 A.M., Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
• Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
‘94. Jim Carrey. A bungling gumshoe uncovers more than just a simple kidnapping when he searches for the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Action in the North Atlantic
‘43. Humphrey Bogart. The captain, mates and crew of a Liberty Ship dodge U-boats, dive bombers and foul weather to reach port. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Addicted to Love
‘97. Meg Ryan. A man and a woman meet by chance, then collaborate to spy on their exes, who are live-in lovers. (R) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
‘05. Taylor Lautner. A 10-year-old and his imaginary friends try to save a distant planet from the forces of darkness. (PG) (1:40) DIS: Sun. noon (CC)
• Affair in Trinidad
‘52. Rita Hayworth. A sultry singer/dancer and her brother-in-law trap the spy who has killed her husband. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8:30 A.M.
• After the Dance
‘35. Nancy Carroll. An innocent man escapes from prison and becomes the dancing partner of a cabaret entertainer. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M.
‘01. Haley Joel Osment. In the future a cutting-edge android in the form of a boy embarks on a journey to discover its true nature. (PG-13) (3:00) TBS: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)
• Akeelah and the Bee
‘06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (1:55) TMC: Wed. 8:05 A.M., 4:50 P.M., Sat. 6 A.M., 1:15 P.M. (CC)

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In Loving Memory
The Best Mother Ever
CLEARWATER—Nick Bollea, 17, son of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, entered a plea of no contest Friday on a charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, a felony.
Bollea will spend the next eight months in the Pinellas County Jail and complete 500 hours of community service. He must also make restitution in the amount of $6,528.10 and will be placed on five years of probation. His driver’s license has been revoked for three years. The charge is in connection with an Aug. 26 accident which left his passenger with serious brain damage.
He will not be allowed to drink alcohol during his probation and must undergo alcohol evaluation and treatment. He must also attend DUI and advanced driving school within a year.
Bollea was operating a 1998 Toyota Supra, owned by Hulk Hogan and was racing with Daniel Jacobs racing before losing control.  The vehicle struck a curb, spun 180 degrees across two lanes of traffic before crashing into a palm tree. Investigators determined Bollea was driving in excess of 60 miles per hour close to or at the time of the crash. The posted speed limit in that area is 40 miles per hour. The road was also wet due to a recent rain shower.
Jacobs pleaded no contest in February to a charge of reckless driving and was sentenced to probation.
Bollea’s passenger, John Graziano III, 22, a Marine veteran, suffered a broken skull and remains comatose. He was reportedly not wearing a seat belt. Bollea, who was wearing a seat belt, was not seriously injured. Graziano is a resident at James A. Haley VA Medical Center in Tampa.
Graziano’s guardian, Peter Musante, filed a lawsuit in March against Hulk Hogan and his family. 5-09-08
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‘97. Simon Bossell. A researcher investigating the extinction of small creatures meets a woman whose cabin is infested with odd creatures. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Mon. 10 A.M.
‘06. Justin Long. After trying and failing to get into college, a high-school senior and his friends fool parents and peers by creating their own university. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Accident: A Moment of Truth Movie
‘97. Donna Bullock. A grief-stricken teen drowns her sorrows in alcohol after she kills her best friend in a drunken-driving accident. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. noon (CC)
• Adam and Evalyn
‘49. Stewart Granger. A gambler raises a homeless girl in style, telling her he is a stockbroker, then falls in love with her. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. midnight.
• The Adventures of Pluto Nash
‘02. Eddie Murphy. In the future, the owner of a nightclub on the moon refuses to sell his business to a mobster. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 5:15 P.M., Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
‘00. Voices of Rene Russo. Live action/animated. A flying squirrel and a moose confront their adversaries Boris and Natasha. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)
• The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
‘05. Taylor Lautner. A 10-year-old and his imaginary friends try to save a distant planet from the forces of darkness. (PG) (1:40) DIS: Sun. noon (CC)
‘05. Charlize Theron. In the last city on Earth, underground rebels dispatch their top assassin to kill a government leader. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Fri. 8:25 P.M. (CC)
• Akeelah and the Bee
‘06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (1:55) TMC: Sat. 6:40 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)

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The Happy-Go-Sucky Wrestling Report 3.19.08
C.M. Punk to get a big push, A WWE diva is injured, TNA is big in Kentucky, Hulk Hogan is willing to job, and the possible return of “BookDust!”.
Sometimes it’s good for some of us to take a step back and take a look at our lives. There are many people out there who believe they are constantly victimized. Mainly because they didn’t get a raise they thought they deserved or because their girlfriend of 2 months decided to move on.We live in what is known as a “Victim Nation”. Where our day is completely ruined because we had to work overtime, got stuck in traffic, or because our favorite sports team lost. We sit around, we pout, and we feel sorry for ourselves, all while trying to seek pity from our peers.
But honestly, what did you and I ever endure to deserve any true pity? If you are reading this, you live a very luxiorous life. You have a computer, you have internet service and unless you live in a public library, you have a roof over your head. If you have a roof over your head, chances are, you have belongings, belongings that may mean something to you, and only you. And if you have belongings, chances are, you are able to afford food and water.
With that being said, is your life really that bad?If you’re Jeff Hardy, you might have a legitimate argument.
First off, I feel a tad bit guilty about the bashing I gave Jeff Hardy last week. True he messed up and probably deserved it, but suddenly, Jeff Hardy has the chance to earn my respect all over again and very quickly. Any man who can endure what Jeff Hardy has gone through in the past week is a man among men.For many, events as I talked about before would lead some into a straight spiral into depression. Not to say Jeff Hardy isn’t depressed, because frankly, I’d be surprised if he wasn’t.

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